I've always wondered whether there is, out there somewhere, an insurance company that advertises "a free quote", and when you get to their website, it just says "We will fight them on the beaches - W. Churchill", or "I think I'll take the roof down limousine today - JFK" or something like that, just to mess with people.
"Well, hey, we said you'd get a free quote! Didn't say it'd have anything to do with insurance, but it's a free quote!"
"Well, hey, we said you'd get a free quote! Didn't say it'd have anything to do with insurance, but it's a free quote!"