687 - Yo Dawg, Heard you Like Queueing...

23rd Jul 2012, 12:00 PM in Renewal
Yo Dawg, Heard you Like Queueing...
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Tim 23rd Jul 2012, 12:00 PM edit delete
The San Diego Comic Con could easily double as the host for the World Queueing Championships, and they would not need to change anything.


Kouhai 23rd Jul 2012, 1:46 PM edit delete reply
stand back, timmy's from england
Wade Tingley 23rd Jul 2012, 5:51 PM edit delete reply
I have a friend that works at Universal Studios, Orlando. He used to work on the "Jaws" ride due to his uncanny resemblance to actor Richard Dreyfuss. A British gentlemen came forward and asked in a totally serious voice, "Is it okay if we blow our fags in the queue?"

Grabbing the microphone and addressing the entire crowd of people waiting in line, he cheerfully announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, Universal Studios does not allow any smoking in the waiting lines for any of the rides. And for those of you from England, no blowing your fags in the queue. Thank you."

The crowd erupted in laughs and applause.
James 24th Jul 2012, 5:45 PM edit delete reply
If there was a WQC, that's one competetion I'm confident that Britain could walk away with the gold. Till the second time when a bunch of plucky south koreans who trained for four years every day to be the best queuers ever entered the fray...

Actually, I kinda wanna write that movie now.