I have a friend that works at Universal Studios, Orlando. He used to work on the "Jaws" ride due to his uncanny resemblance to actor Richard Dreyfuss. A British gentlemen came forward and asked in a totally serious voice, "Is it okay if we blow our fags in the queue?"
Grabbing the microphone and addressing the entire crowd of people waiting in line, he cheerfully announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, Universal Studios does not allow any smoking in the waiting lines for any of the rides. And for those of you from England, no blowing your fags in the queue. Thank you."
If there was a WQC, that's one competetion I'm confident that Britain could walk away with the gold. Till the second time when a bunch of plucky south koreans who trained for four years every day to be the best queuers ever entered the fray...
QUEUEING IS OUR THING
Grabbing the microphone and addressing the entire crowd of people waiting in line, he cheerfully announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, Universal Studios does not allow any smoking in the waiting lines for any of the rides. And for those of you from England, no blowing your fags in the queue. Thank you."
The crowd erupted in laughs and applause.
Actually, I kinda wanna write that movie now.