Two weeks internet time is like a month in the real world. Everything happens so much faster, and so much more happens. I think I just about caught up, but still, I probably missed something awesome that the internet did while I was gone. And before you mention the internet cafe, I only got half an hour there once.
Also, one thing America has done to me - our bottles of Cola look skinny as hell.
Also, one thing America has done to me - our bottles of Cola look skinny as hell.