So Alexx's course recently taught her how to do fake cuts, bruises and scars, and they look super realistic. Like man, I'm glad the walk from uni to my place isn't a busy one, I'd hate to think what people might assume had they seen us walking home yesterday.
i once did nothing but paint on my hand/arm in one 2 hour lesson at college and when the teacher came back at the end i managed to convince her i burned my hand because thats what it looked like and she bought it for a whole 5 minutes before she realised wait what the fuck could you have burned this on and im like "lol its paint and glue fooled you biaaaatch" i ended up with a written warning which is more srs than a verbal warning but not quite a detention
...it is fake, right..?